★ BRAND-NEW COMMERCIAL UNIT • ONLY 1 AVAILABLE ★
READY FOR IMMEDIATE LOCAL PICKUP IN BALDWIN PARK, CA
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The PENALTY KICK DUNK TANK™ (PKDT) is the world's first soccer dunk tank game where participants KICK a ball at the target to SCORE a goal, and DUNK the REF! 💦🤣
KICK. SCORE. DUNK the REF*!
KICK. SCORE. DUNK the REF*!
(*person wearing the included referee jersey/whistle)
(*person wearing the included referee jersey/whistle)
Here's the whole game in three seconds:
Here's the whole game in three seconds:
1. KICK
1. KICK
Step to the line and make your best penalty KICK.
2. SCORE
2. SCORE
Hit the target, SCORE a goal, and...
3. DUNK THE REF
3. DUNK THE REF
SPLASH. The crowd erupts, and the next kid is already in line.
Who's in the seat playing the REF?
This is the draw.
Coaches, store managers, the principal, the mayor, SANTA this holiday season:
nobody can resist a shot to DUNK the REF! 😂
PROVEN ON REAL FIELDS... ⚽
PROVEN ON REAL FIELDS... ⚽
THE KIDS LINED UP FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT!!!
THE KIDS LINED UP FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT!!!
We market-tested it as a pay-to-play fundraiser at a youth soccer tournament.
Players, parents, coaches and the whole community loved it!
$1,800+
raised in pay-to-play cash in ONE two-day tournament.
AGES 6 TO 12
is the sweet spot, the core player demographic, plus their whole families enjoyed playing and watching as well.
AS SEEN ON KREM 2 NEWS
featured at a youth soccer tournament at Plantes Ferry Park, in Spokane Valley, Washington.
Whole teams showed up together. Coaches volunteered to sit in the seat. The line never stopped.
The game is proven. This unit is brand-new.
THE EXCLUSIVE OPPORTUNITY
THE EXCLUSIVE OPPORTUNITY
OWN THE TURF IN THE SGV BEFORE THE REST OF THE WORLD TAKES THE FIELD.
OWN THE TURF IN THE SGV BEFORE THE REST OF THE WORLD TAKES THE FIELD.
The nationwide commercial rollout starts Spring 2027, and it's built to be the sports-entertainment sensation of the year. Before it launches, exactly ONE brand-new commercial unit is being released to the San Gabriel Valley, right now.
This isn't just a purchase. Whoever claims it becomes our Official Launch Partner: the first business, school, team or family anywhere to host a PENALTY KICK DUNK TANK™ activation.
Get in before everyone else does!
FIRST IN THE WORLD is the headline, and it can be yours.
⚽ THE FIRST-BUYER LAUNCH BONUS ⚽
⚽ THE FIRST-BUYER LAUNCH BONUS ⚽
WE DON'T JUST HAND YOU THE KEYS.
WE BRING A MOB!
WE DON'T JUST HAND YOU THE KEYS.
WE BRING A MOB!
Your debut should be a stadium-level spectacle, so our complete Marketing & Promotions VIP Support package for your first event comes with this unit:
OFFICIAL LAUNCH PRESS RELEASE
OFFICIAL LAUNCH PRESS RELEASE
We are sending out a professional press release to all local media outlets and social media influencers in Los Angeles county, naming YOUR company, group or organization as the EXCLUSIVE host of the very first PKDT activation.
LOCAL MEDIA OUTREACH
LOCAL MEDIA OUTREACH
We pitch your event to local news outlets and work the phones to get them to join the fun!
30 DAYS OF SOCIAL MEDIA SUPPORT
30 DAYS OF SOCIAL MEDIA SUPPORT
Persistent promotion on our channels (Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube), built to go viral and drive the community straight to your lot, tournament or storefront.
PROMO KIT & GAME PLAN
PROMO KIT & GAME PLAN
The digital assets, the hype and the strategy to pack your debut with an energized crowd.
None of this is in the hardware price.
It's our launch GIFT to our first PKDT partner!
THE HARDWARE
THE HARDWARE
WHAT YOU TAKE HOME TODAY
WHAT YOU TAKE HOME TODAY
The PENALTY KICK DUNK TANK™ complete game system includes:
100% brand-new commercial 500-gallon dunk tank, with built-in axle, tires and removable tow hitch
Penalty-kick target system: strike plate and soccer-ball target face
4' x 8' PKDT backdrop banner
"Think you can SCORE & DUNK the ref?" pay-to-play pricing sign with easel stand
Official size 4 soccer balls with mesh ball bag to put all components in
Official referee jersey and whistle with lanyard
Field-marking paint to set your penalty spot
Cash apron for pay-to-play events
TOWS BEHIND ANY CAR • SETS UP IN ABOUT 15-20 MINUTES (not including water fill time, which runs about 40-45 minutes) • RUNS WITH A CREW OF TWO - (1) person upfront managing the game/setting up kicks and (1) person playing the role of the "REF" getting dunked!
Winter-ready: hooks up to a standard washing-machine hot-water valve, so you can fill it with warm water for chilly SGV events and run it year-round.
Winter-ready: hooks up to a standard washing-machine hot-water valve, so you can fill it with warm water for chilly SGV events and run it year-round.
💦 ONLY ONE EXISTS💦
💦 ONLY ONE EXISTS💦
When it's gone, the production and sales window closes until Spring 2027.
When it's gone, the production and sales window closes until Spring 2027.
ITEMIZED VALUE BREAKDOWN
ITEMIZED VALUE BREAKDOWN
TOTAL ASSET VALUE: $7,545.44
500-GALLON COMMERCIAL TANK $5,295.00
Heavy-duty, brand-new "Easy-Dunker" dunk tank unit (current list price)
FACTORY FREIGHT $1,352.44
Landed shipping from the midwest to CA, already paid
INTEGRATED TRAILER/TOWING PACKAGE $499.00
Heavy-duty axle • road tires • removable hitch • built-in dolly wheels
COMPLETE PKDT GAME KIT $399.00
Custom vinyl backdrop banner • target plate • soccer ball • pricing sign with stand • marking paint • ref jersey & whistle
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A $7,545 VALUE!
AND THAT'S JUST THE UNIT.
It doesn't count the PRESS RELEASE, the MEDIA OUTREACH,
or the 30 days of VIRAL SOCIAL SUPPORT we put behind your organization,
promoting YOUR company and YOUR brand throughout the SGV.
SAVE $$$ THOUSANDS ON THIS FIRST UNIT!
CALL COACH CURTIS TODAY FOR YOUR PRICE.
Claim the ultimate crowd-puller now,
lock in your VIP launch support, and let's make a splash!
Available for immediate local pickup in Baldwin Park, CA.
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